Total Medals Earned: 299 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,185 Points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (70/180 points)
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
All good things come to an end!
Now you have mastered the buttons.
Thanks for reading! :)
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
Get over 1000 points!
Get over 10,000 points!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (260/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)
Blam 5 undead
Blam 10 undead
Blam 25 undead
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Blam 50 undead
Blam 150 undead
Blam 100 undead
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Press play
Mummy! I killed my first zombie!
That's where I left it!
Finish the first minigame
The real end... or is it?
Medals Earned: 5/20 (45/440 points)
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 4/10 (100/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?